I'll Check it When I Damn Well Feel Like it.

December 23, 2008

Dear "Check Oil" Light,

I've noticed you've been around more lately. Things never used to be this way. I remember a time when you would only come around once or twice a year. Now it seems you're here everyday.

I understand your concern and I appreciate your attention to detail, but I'm writing to let you know that I have things completely under control.

I know that I am taking a risk by driving with you around, but it is a risk that I will just have to live with. You see, it is quite out of the question that I stop. The people of Duluth need their burritos and you need to cooperate with me on this.

So, with this letter, I am officially asking you to leave. If you fail to comply, I will be forced to cover you with a little piece of electrical tape.

I hope it won't come to that.

Thank you,

Dave