My Most Brilliatelligent Blog Post Ever

Today I heard someone say the word "ginormous."
I wonder where this word came from. I mean, I assume it's a combination of gigantic and enormous, but I'm not sure. Even if this is correct, however, it only raises more questions. The paramount among them being: what's wrong with the two original words?

I like describing things as gigantic or enormous. I think that the word humongous should have made a comeback. But instead, people chose to mangle two perfectly descriptive words to make a third word that sounds like a mistake.
It sounds like a mistake because it is a mistake.

There is only one situation in which I would allow myself to use the word "ginormous." I would need to be confronted with a giant chicken. It would have to be a really big chicken. I'm not talking house-height here either. This chicken would have to be way taller than a house. If, and only if I saw a chicken that was way taller than a house, you might here me say, "holy crap, that chicken is ginormous."

However, I have noted the popularity of the word and I would like to stake the ground on a few future additions to the lexicon.

You heard them here first:

Terribulous
Supicial
Hunormtic
Idiupid
Funnilarious
Delumptious
Paingonizing
Annoyitating
Repitundant
Beautifitacularizinglioustasticalular.

You're welcome, my legacy.