In 2010, I resolve to:
1. Watch less television.
2. Floss four times a day.
3. Lose 100 lbs... a month... for the entire year. I believe that -900 lbs. is my ideal weight. If I was -900 lbs., I could finally be comfortable with myself.
4. Figure out health care in the U.S. and a way to peace in the Middle East (in no particular order).
5. Take a multivitamin.
6. Dig more holes.
7. Become Batman.
8. Sleep outside at least once.
9. Get in an argument with an employee at Taco John's.
10. Add to this blog more frequently.
2 comments:
I'm eyeing number 9.
This is terrible.
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