Sunday, January 3, 2010

New Year's Delusion


In 2010, I resolve to:

1. Watch less television.

2. Floss four times a day.

3. Lose 100 lbs... a month... for the entire year. I believe that -900 lbs. is my ideal weight. If I was -900 lbs., I could finally be comfortable with myself.

4. Figure out health care in the U.S. and a way to peace in the Middle East (in no particular order).

5. Take a multivitamin.

6. Dig more holes.

7. Become Batman.

8. Sleep outside at least once.

9. Get in an argument with an employee at Taco John's.

10. Add to this blog more frequently.

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