Questions and Answers

Questions I can’t answer:
“Does this store carry baby spoons?”
“Which one of these lotto tickets is the big winner?”
“What does this unmarked sucker cost?”
“Why is it so friggin’ hot in here?”
“What on earth is that smell?”
"What's the Iowa Loaf lunch meat made out of?"

Answers I can’t give:
“I don’t know why the gas pump isn’t working. Maybe it’s because you’re stupid.”
“No, I’m sorry- I can’t give you any cigarettes on account of your hacking cough.”
“Sure I’ll slice the meat thinner. Then it will be easier for you to shove it up you’re a**.”
“No there aren’t any more buy one, get one Marlboros. Please go away.”
“I think I know your brother. Have I heard about his new job? Well, the problem is, I just don’t care.”
“I don’t know how many gummi worms you can buy for $.63, and I refuse to sell any to you until you figure it out on your own.”